not_so_smooth | 72nd Transformation

Okay, I've got no clue what the bear or the interrupting or any of that stuff was about. The bear said it was a curse but the deities acted like it was some sort of escapee from... something. I don't know, maybe there's another City populated by bear people or something.

The mushroom might have been nice to have but being dead is kind of liberating. Type-2 diabetes? Not happening, so I can eat as much junk food as I want. Not being able to/needing to breath? Scuba diving is a lot cheaper without the tank. Not a bad gig at all.

[Private to Rosella and Cain/Unhackable]

Princess Rosella of Daventry and the Earl of Hargreaves, I regret to inform you that you’re not allowed to see each other as more than friends. After both of you took the survey (Rosella, I’m still not sure how you got a copy) some interesting things came to light.
Earl, you did rather well on the questions. You lost quite a few points for not listing any apple puns, but your sonnet was excellent. Rosella does need to be kept away from ropes though.

While the Earl is suitable for being involved in a romantic relationship with Rosella, in turns out she’s not suitable for being involved in a romantic relationship. That involves herself.

Rosella, I’m not going to lie, you did pretty bad on the test. I actually had some complete strangers on the street take the test, and they scored better than you did. One guy actually scored better than Cain did, which is kind of creepy, but that's beside the point.

I know this might be disappointing to hear, but it's your own fault, those are the scores you earned. Unfortunately, one of you just didn't do well enough.

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I feel like I haven't heard that in forever. I can't decide if it's socially crippling or just nostalgic.

It can be both I guess?

At least my dad is someone I'm willing to be socially crippling for.

So, Sam, how have you been?

My dad is socially crippling. Not as much as my mom though.

Not that great, but hanging in there.

At least your mom doesn't make out with her dog.

Do you want to talk about it?

No, but she at pot brownies while moving me into my dorm and ran around the campus high, telling people embarrassing things about me.

It's alright, just more people leaving. I was seeing this girl, Hong Mei, and she left. And you left too for a while, and it was just more people leaving suckage.

Okay, that is socially crippling.

More than half of the people from my world have left, and plenty of people that mattered a lot to me, here. It never gets easier.

Did I mention she told everyone she was in the house when I lost my virginity and hear it happening? Yeah, because she did.

I'm sorry so many of them left. I know they were really important to you.

No, you forgot to mention that. I think I'd remember it otherwise.

I'm sorry that people important to you left, too.

Yeeeah, it was bad.

Thanks.

I hope you feel better soon, Sam.

Thanks, I kinda already do, at least better than when it happened. Which sucks, when you think that maybe this place gets you used to losing people.

I wish that I could say the same thing.

I'm sorry.

Hey, you been to the zoo lately?

I don't think I've been to the zoo ever, actually. Except to see the manatees like a year ago.

We should go, it's pretty cool. They have dinosaurs.

Really?

Yeah. Dragons too, and unicorns.

Okay, I knew about the unicorns, but not about the dragons.

See, we should go then.

Well, I'm not objecting.

You busy Thursday?

Without a job, I'm remarkably free.

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