not_so_smooth | 72nd Transformation

Okay, I've got no clue what the bear or the interrupting or any of that stuff was about. The bear said it was a curse but the deities acted like it was some sort of escapee from... something. I don't know, maybe there's another City populated by bear people or something.

The mushroom might have been nice to have but being dead is kind of liberating. Type-2 diabetes? Not happening, so I can eat as much junk food as I want. Not being able to/needing to breath? Scuba diving is a lot cheaper without the tank. Not a bad gig at all.

[Private to Rosella and Cain/Unhackable]

Princess Rosella of Daventry and the Earl of Hargreaves, I regret to inform you that you’re not allowed to see each other as more than friends. After both of you took the survey (Rosella, I’m still not sure how you got a copy) some interesting things came to light.
Earl, you did rather well on the questions. You lost quite a few points for not listing any apple puns, but your sonnet was excellent. Rosella does need to be kept away from ropes though.

While the Earl is suitable for being involved in a romantic relationship with Rosella, in turns out she’s not suitable for being involved in a romantic relationship. That involves herself.

Rosella, I’m not going to lie, you did pretty bad on the test. I actually had some complete strangers on the street take the test, and they scored better than you did. One guy actually scored better than Cain did, which is kind of creepy, but that's beside the point.

I know this might be disappointing to hear, but it's your own fault, those are the scores you earned. Unfortunately, one of you just didn't do well enough.