47th Transformation

[not_so_smooth]

Damn it. This really sucks. Why couldn't she stay gone?

Mikaela, remember how I told you that I got turned into a statue? This is the bitch that did it.

What's next, that chick that was putting people into those trap things?

Comments

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

In the spirit of honesty I feel like I have to admit part of that is because you wear really short shorts and you lean really far over sometimes when checking under the hood. I may not be a total jerk but I'm still male.

[justpopthehood.livejournal.com]

While we're being honest, I'll just say that you're so, so lucky we're dating or you'd have a monkey wrench sized dent on your head.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

I'd deserve it, no doubt.

[justpopthehood.livejournal.com]

You would.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

It's okay if I think those things though, right? I just shouldn't say them often?

[justpopthehood.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's okay. You're not the only one.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

I mean... it's not like I just think about how beautiful your are. But it's kind of... I mean... you're really beautiful and it's hard not to notice. But like... I'd have the same problem if you didn't like me thinking about how thoughtful you are.

[justpopthehood.livejournal.com]

Remember how I said I have this weakness for big arms and tight abs? You didn't have those before but here you do and...yeah, you're not the only one with those thoughts.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Oh?

...

Oh!

Yeah, I mean... I've been working out a little...

[ooc: Consider there a bit of a delay before this reply as Sam was doing a freak out/happy dance in his room.]

[justpopthehood.livejournal.com]

I know. I've noticed.

(lolololl)

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Anytime you want some tickets to the gun show just let me know.

[justpopthehood.livejournal.com]

Please don't say things like that.

(Assume there was a delayed response as she was busy laughing)

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Hard for you to control yourself when I do, right?

[justpopthehood.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's it exactly.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

You're laughing at me right now, aren't you?

[justpopthehood.livejournal.com]

I would never!

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Don't make me go work on one of the cars with my shirt off.

[justpopthehood.livejournal.com]

As good as that sounds, no thanks. I still don't trust you around cars.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Hey! Come on, let me prove I've learned at least a few things.

[justpopthehood.livejournal.com]

So you learned where the washer fluid goes?

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Yes, I know where the washer fluid goes. I can replace spark plugs too.

[justpopthehood.livejournal.com]

Impressive.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

You're mocking me, aren't you?

[justpopthehood.livejournal.com]

Maybe. Just a little bit.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

That's it, I'm replacing something in the Porsche.