47th Transformation

[not_so_smooth]

Damn it. This really sucks. Why couldn't she stay gone?

Mikaela, remember how I told you that I got turned into a statue? This is the bitch that did it.

What's next, that chick that was putting people into those trap things?

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[primrosella.livejournal.com]

Her again.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

And suddenly I remember why I've been keeping a bow and arrows around the house, all this time.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

For witches.

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

They're a bit more portable than a stewpot.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

And they work against other things.

[iron-ambition.livejournal.com]

A woman who can turn people into statues. What else can she do?

Exactly who is she?

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Stab people with some freaky knife?

I don't know.

[fatespoken]

...SAW?

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

It was like... knives and needles, actually.

[fatespoken]

I mean...the movie-

Nevermind.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Okay, I'm totally not minding.

[justpopthehood.livejournal.com]

Wh-

Oh my god. Does she turn people into statues often?

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

She did last time she was here. That and stabbing people.

[justpopthehood.livejournal.com]

Oh well that's...nice.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

Hey, you know what? I'm your boyfriend. Man, I'm so lame but that is so awesome to day.

[justpopthehood.livejournal.com]

It's kind of awesome to say I'm your girlfriend.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

That's a really dorky thing to say. You are totally a closet dork.

[justpopthehood.livejournal.com]

You just noticed? Because um, I do kind of spend all my time fixing cars.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

That's not dorky, that's awesome.

[justpopthehood.livejournal.com]

S'why I like you, Sam. You're like the only guy who thinks that.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

In the spirit of honesty I feel like I have to admit part of that is because you wear really short shorts and you lean really far over sometimes when checking under the hood. I may not be a total jerk but I'm still male.

[justpopthehood.livejournal.com]

While we're being honest, I'll just say that you're so, so lucky we're dating or you'd have a monkey wrench sized dent on your head.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

I'd deserve it, no doubt.

[justpopthehood.livejournal.com]

You would.