not_so_smooth | 72nd Transformation

Okay, I've got no clue what the bear or the interrupting or any of that stuff was about. The bear said it was a curse but the deities acted like it was some sort of escapee from... something. I don't know, maybe there's another City populated by bear people or something.

The mushroom might have been nice to have but being dead is kind of liberating. Type-2 diabetes? Not happening, so I can eat as much junk food as I want. Not being able to/needing to breath? Scuba diving is a lot cheaper without the tank. Not a bad gig at all.

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Princess Rosella of Daventry and the Earl of Hargreaves, I regret to inform you that you’re not allowed to see each other as more than friends. After both of you took the survey (Rosella, I’m still not sure how you got a copy) some interesting things came to light.
Earl, you did rather well on the questions. You lost quite a few points for not listing any apple puns, but your sonnet was excellent. Rosella does need to be kept away from ropes though.

While the Earl is suitable for being involved in a romantic relationship with Rosella, in turns out she’s not suitable for being involved in a romantic relationship. That involves herself.

Rosella, I’m not going to lie, you did pretty bad on the test. I actually had some complete strangers on the street take the test, and they scored better than you did. One guy actually scored better than Cain did, which is kind of creepy, but that's beside the point.

I know this might be disappointing to hear, but it's your own fault, those are the scores you earned. Unfortunately, one of you just didn't do well enough.

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Well, you didn't say anything nice about my sonnet.

Your sonnet was very good. And you destroyed him in the pun competition.

But the answer to 16 was clearly D. Also, you didn't answer question 20 very well. And your answer to #24 was awful.

Really though, it was question 26 that did you in. You missed a lot of the characteristics about yourself.

Awful?! Which one was 24? Was that the one with the train?

I would've put more, but I didn't see "conceited" on the list to go along with them.

Yeah, the train one.

Well, I'm sorry, but you are sweet, lovely, gorgeous, charming, radiant, selfless, beautiful, intelligent, wise, humble, athletic, fantastic, noble, modest, cute, creative, charismatic, mature, amiable, articulate, and flexible. None of which you selected.

I still say no one could ever possibly need to go so fast.

Wouldn't it be a little backwards to call myself modest and humble, if I'm saying all those other things about myself, too? And mature and selfless are rather open to debate, you have to admit.

Yeah, but you didn't not say those things about yourself and select modest or humble.

I picked "pretty". Don't you think adding on lovely, gorgeous, radiant, beautiful, and cute is rather overdoing it, just a bit?

Nope, not at all.

Well, I still say that--wait a minute, hold on, we're missing the much greater point here. You really made a survey about me?

Hey, no sidetracking the issue here.

I'm not sidetracking!

Yes you are.

I am not. I'm sidetracking about as much as I need to be kept away from ropes--which is to say, not at all.

Hey, I even dropped the rope thing!

That's true, you did, which was very polite of you, actually. All right, I'll stop sidetracking, then. It's only fair.

But I still find it difficult to believe that you penalized me for not saying enough nice things about myself. On a survey you wrote about me.

I had to grade you the same way I did Cain.

...And when he took it, he did say all those nice things about me?

Yes, although he missed some crucial ones too.

Did he really? Oh, now I'm curious. Such as?

I'm sorry, I can't taint my academical credibility by letting you look at another person's answers.

Oh, don't worry, you don't have to let me look. I'm perfectly content to just have you tell me, instead.

Nope, sorry, can't do that.

Well, if you can't tell me the answers, then surely you can at least tell me the questions he missed. I've read them all already, anyway, so there's no need for secrecy on that account.

Iiiiii might be able to do that.

Please?

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