47th Transformation

[not_so_smooth]

Damn it. This really sucks. Why couldn't she stay gone?

Mikaela, remember how I told you that I got turned into a statue? This is the bitch that did it.

What's next, that chick that was putting people into those trap things?

Comments

[justpopthehood.livejournal.com]

Please don't say things like that.

(Assume there was a delayed response as she was busy laughing)

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Hard for you to control yourself when I do, right?

[justpopthehood.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's it exactly.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

You're laughing at me right now, aren't you?

[justpopthehood.livejournal.com]

I would never!

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Don't make me go work on one of the cars with my shirt off.

[justpopthehood.livejournal.com]

As good as that sounds, no thanks. I still don't trust you around cars.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Hey! Come on, let me prove I've learned at least a few things.

[justpopthehood.livejournal.com]

So you learned where the washer fluid goes?

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Yes, I know where the washer fluid goes. I can replace spark plugs too.

[justpopthehood.livejournal.com]

Impressive.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

You're mocking me, aren't you?

[justpopthehood.livejournal.com]

Maybe. Just a little bit.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

That's it, I'm replacing something in the Porsche.

[justpopthehood.livejournal.com]

Ooh, replace the battery! Actually, don't even replace it, just take it out. You really don't need it and it takes up too much space.

[Voice]

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

[The sound of small, heavy wheels moving.]

Keeeeep talking, that sound is me totally getting out the engine hoist.

[Voice]

[justpopthehood.livejournal.com]

[all he can hear is her giggling]

Re: [Voice]

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

[And here's the sound of ratchets going to work, Sam is taking this engine out and putting it back in just to show her. Or trying to at least.]

[Voice]

[justpopthehood.livejournal.com]

You're supposed to turn that counter clockwise, not clockwise. That's why it's making that sound.

Re: [Voice]

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

I know how to use a wrench...

[Voice]

[justpopthehood.livejournal.com]

...Doesn't sound like it.

Re: [Voice]

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Lalalalala, not listening to you...

[Voice]

[justpopthehood.livejournal.com]

You should be.

Re: [Voice]

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

You just watch, I'm going to gut this thing and put it back together.

Re: [Voice]

[justpopthehood.livejournal.com]

Uh huh. How long is that gonna take you? Sometime in the next week would be nice.