86th Transformation

So, there's a curse today... maybe? Something about how people talk, I'm not sure. I didn't wake up naked in a coffin and handcuffed to someone, so I figure it's not that bad of a curse.

Are there any curses that people actually look forward to?

[ooc: Cursed to be a doer, have at it, just don't ask him to do anything too heinous please.]