29th Transformation

Okay, before anyone asks, I feel down the stairs, okay?  Seriously.  I did not get bitch slapped by my girlfriend.  I mean, I did, but not hard enough to leave bruises and cuts.  Well, maybe a red mark.  I fell down the stairs FROM the slap though and got bruised and cut up.

And before anyone asks I could have totally beat her in a slap fight if I wasn't such a gentleman.  I had nothing to do with her having faster reflexes and some seriously deceptive upper body strength.